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White parts of the design remain unprinted which shows the base colour of the textile\u003cbr\u003eNB! Pre-constructed item. 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Perfect for those who enjoy their comfort with a side of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e100% Polyester\u003cbr\u003eLightweight material\u003cbr\u003eSolid bright white back\u003cbr\u003eOne-sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Pre-constructed item. 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This fleece wonder is here to revolutionize nap time with unparalleled softness and a touch of whimsy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eExceptional Durability\u003cbr\u003eSnuggle-Worthy Softness\u003cbr\u003eVersatile Use\u003cbr\u003eEasy Care\u003cbr\u003eStylish and Classic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e30\" × 40\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e76.20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e101.60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\" \/ White","offer_id":48087108223294,"sku":"20640365619546624715","price":32.92,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/9812\/7166\/files\/6941785055820738006_2048.jpg?v=1774084588"},{"product_id":"ugly-neighbor-hooded-sherpa-fleece-blanket","title":"Ugly Neighbor Hooded Sherpa Fleece Blanket","description":"\u003ch1\u003eThe Warmth Whisperer: Hooded Sherpa Blanket\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet our Hooded Sherpa Blanket whisper sweet nothings of warmth and comfort into your ears—literally, it has a hood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne size: 70.5″ x 52″ (179.07cm x 132.08cm)\u003cbr\u003eCream-colored sherpa fleece hood\u003cbr\u003eBlank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003eNB! White parts of the design remain unprinted which shows the base colour of the textile\u003cbr\u003eNB! Pre-constructed item. 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Ideal for those who appreciate comfort with a twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e100% Polyester\u003cbr\u003eLightweight material\u003cbr\u003eSolid bright white back\u003cbr\u003eOne-sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Pre-constructed item. 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